No hay orden o religión tan santa ni lugar tan secreto donde no haya tentaciones y adversidades votos 3
Tomás de KempisIt's called the Santa Claus effect; the holiday period is traditionally a strong cycle.
Andrew BarrettI had always heard of Bad Santa one but I hadn't seen it, but it was sort of legendary.
Christina HendricksAt Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
Rodney DangerfieldIn überfüllten Geschäften Weihnachtskäufe machen zu müssen verursacht Santa Claustrophobie.
Owen, RobertThis Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.
Paul ParkWe're not mad at God, just like atheists don't hate Santa or Unicorns, they're just not there!
Hemant MehtaBesides, the mhis that surrounded the compound could scramble anything from GPS to Santa Claus.
J.R. WardIf the Pilgrims had landed in Santa Monica Bay rather than Boston, we'd have six states out here!
Kevin StarrLike kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa.
Barbara KingsolverOr why you are wearing a picture of Santa Clause on you shirts, but-â âItâs Herman Melville.
Daniel HandlerIf SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.
Wayne CoyneA born terror, a rebel without a pause... Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?
ShyheimWhen you think about it, Alaska is also near the North Pole, so she must also be friends with Santa.
Jon Stewart